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Sunday, 8 February 2015
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A resident of the area told TheCable that the militants stormed the military base at about 7:30pm and the fighting is still on. “As I speak to you now, there is an exchange of gunfire,” he said.
READ: Jonathan Speaks About Boko Haram Evil Plan To Attach Whole Nigeria
“It’s a serious battle, sounds of gunshot everywhere.” A security source who spoke under anonymity said the insurgents, who were heading to a community within the area, attacked the soldiers when they learnt that the soldiers had already been informed ahead of their arrival.
He said the soldiers had already called for reinforcement, adding that it was a massive attack. “Many people, including soldiers, fled for their lives,” he said. “No doubt that there would be casualties but I don’t have any figure yet. I am sure that the military will overpower them.” Yobe is one of the northeastern states that have recorded series of attacks from the sect, which has unleashed a violent campaign not only on Nigeria but recently other African countries.
The President, who is also the Commander-in-Chief, by the action of the military chiefs who said they could not guarantee security for the exercise, has committed an impeachable offence, All Progressives Congress (APC) vice presidential candidate Prof. Yemi Osinbajo said.
The military chiefs should resign, rights activist-lawyer Femi Falana said.
The United States expressed disappointment with the postponement, especially since Secretary of State John Kerry visited President Goodluck Jonathan and Gen. Muhammadu Buhari last month to extract a promise of a violence-free poll to be conducted as scheduled.
Kerry said the U.S. is deeply disappointed” by the decision to postpone Nigeria’s presidential election.
“Political interference with the Independent National Electoral Commission is unacceptable, and it is critical that the government not use security concerns as a pretext for impeding the democratic process.
“The international community will be watching closely as the Nigerian government prepares for elections on the newly scheduled dates. The United States underscores the importance of ensuring that there are no further delays,” Kerry said.
United Nations Secretary General Ban Ki-moon urged electoral authorities “to take all necessary measures… to exercise their right to vote in a timely manner.”
He added: “This is imperative for ensuring a credible, free and transparent election.
Jonathan was a truant. He was always late to his classes and never did his homework. While the other students studied, he surrounded himself with ladies. Fascinated by his babes and knocked out by his enjoyment, Jonathan’s school attendance was merely a ruse.
Jonathan was a bad boy. He was the type of student that always scaled the fence. He would be seen in the marketplace, hanging around with other bad boys. Jonathan loved the bad boys. He would defend them, protect them, and surround himself with them...
When they got in trouble and were grounded, he found ways to bail them out. The hooligans loved him as he loved them. He even called them his “siblings,” and real family. He was a thug and never ashamed of it.
Jonathan was a bully. After one of his cunning tales got him appointed as the class president, he raided the class, taking everyone’s shoes then made a shoe store. He told the class he had transformed their lives. “Look at that! Now you have a shoe store,” Jonathan beamed.
Jonathan had a friend named Bafarawa. Bafarawa was a true friend. When the classmates wanted to pounce on Jonathan, Bafarawa said “he is still learning.”
Then one day it was time for the final exam.
Jonathan was not ready. He had used the candle only for notorious deeds. He had burned the lamp oil only to play dice. Jonathan had never opened a textbook. He had never taken notes nor done any assignments. He didn’t know his teachers names, and had no idea what the subjects were.
Jonathan planned to cheat, but he wasn’t sure he would pass. Jonathan was sweating. He was perplexed. He couldn’t see his good luck or wittiness getting him out of this one. He raided the rooms of smart students and carted away their computers and study materials, but that didn’t help.
As Jonathan got more and more desperate, he tried to bring all his classmates down so he could pass by being above the curve, but no one was listening. Not just the class, or the school but the entire community now knew Jonathan. They were all tired of his pranks.
Jonathan figured he will have to study, so he tried his best to do a crash course. He invited gangsters from the neighboring towns to help him out, but that got him nowhere. He borrowed money and bought the best study tools, but it was just too late. He even bought printers to print his homework. The teacher said it was neat, but you passed your deadline.
Finally when all else failed, Jonathan figured the only way will be to get the exam postponed so he can get time to prepare.
Now the election has been postponed through massive pressure...
Questions:
- Do you think Jonathan will be successful in getting the exams postponed?
- Do you think Jonathan can pass the exam?
- What do you think his classmates, teachers and the community will do to Jonathan as he plays his last ‘witty’ games?
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Saturday, 31 January 2015
50 Cent’s girlfriend, who goes by Tatted Up Holly, is threatening to release photos of the rapper allegedly beating her. She released a text conversation that was allegedly between her and Fif, showing Holly saying that the rapper has way more to lose than she does.
While the two didn’t openly broadcast their relationship on social media and in public, Holly says that she treated 50 Cent “like royalty,” but claims that he mistreated her in return.
Amber Rose has arrived Nigeria ahead of the D’banj 10th anniversary celebration holding tonight, January 31, 2015.
The US model arrived the Murtala Muhammed
International Airport, Lagos at about 6:00pm. She looked happy and ready
for the big show tonight as she blew kisses to her fans.
“Welcome to Lasgidi No 1 kokolet @amberrose ,This
Weekend is Gonna go down in History . Thanks for coming for me. Much
luv. Appreciate .OooSssHhhEee TurnUp Time,” D’banj posted on his Instagram page.
Rose will be hosting the event which will hold at the Ocean View, Lagos.
Already, South African music legend, Yvonne ChakaChaka is in Lagos for the event.
What you may not know, however, is why the Kokomaster settled for the lady whose marriage to rapper, Wiz Khalifa crashed last year.
Amber Rose and Ex-husband, Wiz Khalifa
“No one has brought international acts to the country more than I’ve done. The likes of Hollywood actor, Idris Elba, rappers, Tinie Tempah, 2Chainz, Pusha T and several others….
“So it doesn’t matter what it’s costing me and more so if it was all about the money, you probably would have heard adverts from last year about it, so for me it’s not about the money, it’s about having a great kick-off and believe me during the course of the year so many other people will come that will make you wonder: ‘how did D’banj do this.’”
Oh, by the way, he calls the event a party and he’s got even more greater plans for the 10th anniversary celebration: “And I call it a party because I’m inviting people to come and have fun and celebrate with me.
“Then throughout the year, we’ll visit different cities, different nations, we’ll be partying in some and at some places we’ll be having the Koko concert. In the last couple of months, I’ve been working on the 10th anniversary album that will be dropping this year, you might have seen the movie trailer as well, and I call it a movie musical.
“The full plan will be rolled out next month, but this first night with Amber Rose is just to party. For me, most people that know my story know how I always move, it’s always a movement, no one is an island, I know my talent, I’m a great entertainer by God’s grace so I’m planning to entertain everyone throughout the whole year, it’s a movement of D’banj and friends, I’ll be sharing the stage with a lot of people through the year.”
Friday, 30 January 2015
People actually force themselves into relationships which they aren’t really sure of and some are even forced into relationships they don’t like at all, probably due to pressure from family and friends, or they are driven by loneliness or because they just feel they should be in a relationship rather than because they have seen a partner they like
If you are thinking of going into an enforced relationship, there are certain things you should know about such relationships.
1. YOU WOULDN’T GIVE YOUR ALL
If you aren’t in love, you aren’t in love; love isn’t an emotion you
force upon yourself, it comes when least expected, sometimes with
someone unexpected and also makes you act ways not expected—it’s natural
and not something we can really bring upon ourselves. So when you don’t
love your partner totally, you wouldn’t give in your all in that
relationship, not because you don’t want to but because you are not
motivated enough to.
2. YOU MIGHT END UP HURTING YOUR PARTNER
Imagine a relationship where one partner is totally in love and the
other is just lukewarm; it might lead the partner that’s totally in love
to get hurt. Forcing yourself into a relationship might mean hurting a
partner that’s totally in love with you.
3. THE RELATIONSHIP WOULD LACK PASSION
Passion is something that can’t be created by just one relationship
partner; for a relationship to be passionate it needs two partners who
are totally into each other and who truly care about each other—if one
partner is ready and the other isn’t then the relationship would flop.
4. THERE IS A PROBABILITY YOU MIGHT CHEAT ON YOUR PARTNER
The lesser you are in love with your partner might just mean the higher
the chances you might see someone you could fall in love with, and that
might lead to cheating on your partner. When you are truly in love with
your partner, cheating is hardly an option, but when the love is
haphazard then there is every tendency.
5. AN ENFORCED RELATIONSHIP WOULDN’T MAKE YOU HAPPY
A relationship is supposed to make you happy, it’s supposed to bring the
joy which hitherto wasn’t seen, but that’s a relationship where love
exists between both partners not when one partner is disgruntled. If you
can’t find happiness in your partner then you would hardly find
happiness in that relationship.
6. YOU WOULDN’T VALUE THE RELATIONSHIP
People enter relationships for wrong reasons; some for wealth and some
for other selfish reasons they can gain. The truth is when you enter a
relationship that you don’t have feelings for your partner, when you
enter a relationship that was forced upon you or that you forced on
yourself, there would come that time when you would lose value of the
relationship.
Except in rare cases where people fall in love with that partner they
previously didn’t have feelings for, an enforced relationship never pans
out well—unhappiness is rest assured in such a relationship
1. Women have a faster heartbeat2. Women blink twice more often than men
3. Women are better smellers
4. Women are better listeners!
5. Women get drunk quickly
6.Women’s life expectancy is higher than it is for men.
7. Women speak about 20,000 words a day while for average man this number is 13,000 times less.
8. Women cry about 30-64 times a year. Men cry on average 6 to 17 times a year.
9. Fun fact: an average woman eats about 2-3 kilos of lipstik (per lifetime).
10. The first computer programmer was a woman Ada Lovelace (1815 -1852).
11. Both cases of highest IQs recorded (ever) belong to women.
12. Women don’t have free time!
According
to researches, women spend on average 120 hours a year looking in the
mirrors, over 4 years of their lives menstruating and approximately one
year of their lives deciding what to wear.
13. When woman dresses, she usually puts on a blouse first. Pants come second. For men it is vice versa.
14. Women prefer chocolate over s-3x
Fact #1Smoking can shorten your p-nis by as much as a centimeter. Erections are all about good bloodflow, and lighting up calcifies blood vessels, stifling erectile circulation. So even if you don’t care all that much about your lungs or dying young, spare the li’l guy.
Fact #2
Doctors
can now grow skin for burn victims using the foreskins of circumcised
infants. One foreskin can produce 23,000 square meters, which would be
enough to tarp every Major League infield with human flesh.
Fact #3
An
enlarged prostate gland can cause both erectile dysfunction and
premature ejaculation. If you have an unexplained case of either, your
doctor’s looking forward to checking your prostate. Even if you’re not.
Fact #4
The
average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. Women get 23 seconds. Which means
if women were really interested in equality, they’d make sure we have
four orgasms for every one of theirs.
Fact #5
The
oldest known species with a p-nis is a hard-shelled sea creature called
Colymbosathon ecplecticos. That’s Greek for “amazing swimmer with large
p-nis.”
Fact #6
Circumcised
foreskin can be reconstructed. Movable skin on the shaft of the penis
is pulled toward the tip and set in place with tape. Later, doctors
apply plastic rings, caps, and weights. Years can pass until complete
coverage is attained….Okay, we’ll shut up now.
Fact #7
Only one
man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure. It’s
estimated, however, that all 400 have given it their best shot at some
point.
Fact #8
There are
two types of whoopers. One kind expands and lengthens when becoming
erect (a grower). The other appears big most of the time, but doesn’t
get much bigger after achieving erection (a shower).
Fact #9
An international Men’s Health survey reports that 79 percent of men have growers, 21 percent have showers.
Fact #10
German
researchers say the average intercourse lasts 2 minutes, 50 seconds, yet
women perceive it as lasting 5 minutes, 30 seconds. Are we that good or
that bad?
Fact #11
Turns out
size does matter: The longer your member, the better “semen
displacement” you’ll achieve when having s3x with a woman flush with
competing sperm. That’s according to researchers at the State University
of New York, who used artificial phalluses (ahem) to test the
“scooping” mechanism of the penis’s coronal ridge. Next up: curing
cancer.
Fact #12
The p-nis
that’s been enjoyed by the most women could be that of King Fatefehi of
Tonga, who supposedly deflowered 37,800 women between the years 1770
and 1784—that’s about seven virgins a day. Go ahead, say it: It’s good
to be king.
Fact #13
Better-looking
men may have stronger sperm. Spanish researchers showed women photos of
guys who had good, average, and lousy sperm—and told them to pick the
handsomest men. The women chose the best sperm producers most often.
Fact #14
No brain
is necessary for ejaculation. That order comes from the spinal cord.
Finding a living vessel for said ejaculation, however, takes hours of
careful thought and, often, considerable amounts of alcohol.
Fact #15
The most common cause of penile rupture: vigorous mas-rbation. Some risks are just worth taking
Apparently, discussions about the things to look for in a woman as old as marriage itself but with changing times – equal opportunities, feminism and all – the traditional qualities of good women have largely changed. So how do you spot a good woman in the 21st century? Here are the 15 basic things to look for, as advised by Yangki Christine Akiteng – A love Doctor.
- She does not try to change you (accepts you the way you are).
- She enjoys being around you always, not only when you are doing things to please her
- She does all she can to make you happy, often sacrificing her own time and effort
- She is contented with herself, does not always look for attention to boost her self-esteem.
- She will always be there for you, whether things are good or bad.
- She says something and sticks to it. There are no mind games with real good women.
- She knows that for a relationship to work, partners must contribute 50 /50 and she does exactly that.
- She respects you always, whether in public or private.
- She is nice to everyone, whether she has something to gain from them or not.
- She has a genuine desire to get into a relationship with you.
- You both have a liking for similar things.
- She is not embarrassed nor does she show too much pride in the fact that she loves you.
- She takes life positively and is happy with it.
- She makes you feel important, your faults and shortcomings notwithstanding.
- Her smile welcomes you and you can see its deep from her heart.
Every woman wants to reveal her partner her deepest naughty fantasies, but not every woman can entrust her secret dreams. That’s why a man must be totally open in bed. The more open a guy is about his intimate desires, the more open a woman will be with hers.
2. Listening
To be
heard is one of those things women always want to get from guys, even
under the sheets. We know exactly what we love doing in bed. Guys should
just listen to us and respond to our guidance on how to satisfy us
best. Of course, their efforts will be rewarded.
3. Passion
There is
no doubt women dream about all sorts of romance, candles, flowers,
gentle words etc. But men should not forget about passion as well, raw
passion. Sometimes the best way to satisfy a woman is to just take her,
kiss her hard, and make no apologies for how desperately he needs all of
you.
4. Aggressiveness
We,
women, are quite enthusiastic about aggressive s-3x, aren’t we? Even a
little roughing under the sheets can do wonders for our s-3xual life. We
do not want our men to be aggressive on every occasion, but sometimes
guys must definitely turn into real aggressors and feel free to venture
into this darker world of intimate desires.
5.Focus on entire body
Unfortunately
men often make this mistake. They pay attention to a few places on a
woman’s body when trying to bring her pleasure. But we don’t actually
want our partner to focus only on these “obvious” intimate spots. We
want guys to pay attention to our entire body rather than the sum of its
parts.
6.Longer oral s-3x
It’s just
incredible how many men don’t give their women oral s-3x that often, or
even don’t do it at all. They actually think it’s OK. But it’s
definitely not! Guys expect oral s-3x for themselves, but do not always
return the sentiment to girls. It’s a huge mistake. Agree, girls? We
want men to experiment a little bit down there and figure out what we
like best.
7. Domination
We,
women, want it all, to dominate and to be dominated. We want men to take
charge in bed as well as we want to take charge by ourselves. Sometimes
to control everything what’s going on between the sheets brings us real
pleasure, “the cowgirl” position works the best in this case. The
must-remember tip here is to switch these roles from time to time.
8. Dirty talk
Women
love dirty talk, but men often miss giving it to us. Every girl secretly
wants her partner to engage her naughty side and tell her exactly what
he is thinking about, not just flowery sweet nothing. Our halves must
tell us about their dirtiest s-3xual desires and then fulfill them in
the bedroom!
So, these
are the main things women want their men to do in the bedroom. Don’t be
upset if your partner doesn’t do all of them. Just talk to him, and
don’t be afraid to reveal your deepest and darkest desires. Find out his
secret fantasies too. Understanding and trusting each other is the best
way to spice up your s-3xual life.
If you’re looking to go all night in bed, you’re not alone. Men are always looking to enhance their s-3xual performance, whether to improve existing problems or to search for new ways to keep their partner happy.
While
there are plenty of male enhancement pills on the market, there are
simple ways to stay firmer and last longer without having to visit the
pharmacy.
Anyway, check out a strong message to ladies below:
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