Fact #1Smoking can shorten your p-nis by as much as a centimeter. Erections are all about good bloodflow, and lighting up calcifies blood vessels, stifling erectile circulation. So even if you don’t care all that much about your lungs or dying young, spare the li’l guy.
Fact #2
Doctors
can now grow skin for burn victims using the foreskins of circumcised
infants. One foreskin can produce 23,000 square meters, which would be
enough to tarp every Major League infield with human flesh.
Fact #3
An
enlarged prostate gland can cause both erectile dysfunction and
premature ejaculation. If you have an unexplained case of either, your
doctor’s looking forward to checking your prostate. Even if you’re not.
Fact #4
The
average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. Women get 23 seconds. Which means
if women were really interested in equality, they’d make sure we have
four orgasms for every one of theirs.
Fact #5
The
oldest known species with a p-nis is a hard-shelled sea creature called
Colymbosathon ecplecticos. That’s Greek for “amazing swimmer with large
p-nis.”
Fact #6
Circumcised
foreskin can be reconstructed. Movable skin on the shaft of the penis
is pulled toward the tip and set in place with tape. Later, doctors
apply plastic rings, caps, and weights. Years can pass until complete
coverage is attained….Okay, we’ll shut up now.
Fact #7
Only one
man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure. It’s
estimated, however, that all 400 have given it their best shot at some
point.
Fact #8
There are
two types of whoopers. One kind expands and lengthens when becoming
erect (a grower). The other appears big most of the time, but doesn’t
get much bigger after achieving erection (a shower).
Fact #9
An international Men’s Health survey reports that 79 percent of men have growers, 21 percent have showers.
Fact #10
German
researchers say the average intercourse lasts 2 minutes, 50 seconds, yet
women perceive it as lasting 5 minutes, 30 seconds. Are we that good or
that bad?
Fact #11
Turns out
size does matter: The longer your member, the better “semen
displacement” you’ll achieve when having s3x with a woman flush with
competing sperm. That’s according to researchers at the State University
of New York, who used artificial phalluses (ahem) to test the
“scooping” mechanism of the penis’s coronal ridge. Next up: curing
cancer.
Fact #12
The p-nis
that’s been enjoyed by the most women could be that of King Fatefehi of
Tonga, who supposedly deflowered 37,800 women between the years 1770
and 1784—that’s about seven virgins a day. Go ahead, say it: It’s good
to be king.
Fact #13
Better-looking
men may have stronger sperm. Spanish researchers showed women photos of
guys who had good, average, and lousy sperm—and told them to pick the
handsomest men. The women chose the best sperm producers most often.
Fact #14
No brain
is necessary for ejaculation. That order comes from the spinal cord.
Finding a living vessel for said ejaculation, however, takes hours of
careful thought and, often, considerable amounts of alcohol.
Fact #15
The most common cause of penile rupture: vigorous mas-rbation. Some risks are just worth taking
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